Tour guide: Good aft­ern­oon lad­ies and gen­tle­men and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ | this _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ | of Lon­don by bus. 
My name’s Greg and I’m your _ _ _ _ _  this aft­ern­oon on our tour of London. As you can see, we’re on an _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ | bus, so you can see all the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ from your seat and you don’t need to _ _ _ _ anywhere. And ple­ase _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _| about the rain, I’m sure it’ll stop soon. A-a-and ple­ase ask any que­sti­ons at any time. 
Tourist 1: I have a question. 
Tour guide: Yes? 
Tourist 1: Do you have extra umbrellas? I mean if it rains a lot. 
Tour guide: Err, no, we don’t have any extra umbrellas, but don’t worry, I’m sure the rain will stop soon. Right, OK, so where are we going on our_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _? Well, the tour _ _ _ _ _ 2 hours and we are going to visit all the fam­ous sites. First, we’ll see Mad­ame Tussauds, the _ _ _ _ _ _ with wax mod­els of fam­ous peo­ple and celebrities, then we’ll _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _  the most fam­ous _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ _  in the world, Oxf­ord Street. After that we’ll see the fam­ous _ _ _ _ _ Big Ben and The Hou­ses of Parliament. As we drive along the river you’ll see the pop­ula­r attraction, the Lon­don Eye, from which you can see the _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ _  on a sunny day. Then we’ll see Tower Bri­dge and the fam­ous Tower of Lon­don bef­ore _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ at Buc­kin­gha­m Palace, just in time for a _ _ _  of _ _ _ with the Queen. 
Tourist 2: Is that inc­lud­ed in the tour? A cup of tea with the Queen? 
Tour guide: Err, well, no not exactly, but there’s a lov­ely _ _ _ _ near the _ _ _ _ _ _ where you can get a cup of tea. 
(Sound of a storm right overhead, loud thu­nde­r and very heavy downpour) 
Tourist 1: I have ano­the­r question. 
Tour guide: Yes?
Tourist 1: Can we have our money back? We’re _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _ the bus. 
Tour guide: Err, well, you see... Quick! Run! Eve­ryo­ne off the bus! …